Ok so you're probably going, "is this like a Noxema commercial or what?" But I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972!
This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.
Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before!
Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel.
Why should I listen to you anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
It all boiled down to one inevitable conclusion; I was just totally clueless.